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do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.

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(613): View more from Ontario

She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.

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(573): View more from Missouri

I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.

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(518): View more from New York

I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much

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Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.

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(310): View more from California

My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!

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