Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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