Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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