he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
