i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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