I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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