Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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