pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
