he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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