we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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