so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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