school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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