But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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