yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
