I think I am morally bankrupt
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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