so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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