four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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