tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
There r osticjed everywhere
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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