i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
