talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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