When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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