But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
i've created a new STD.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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