Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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