We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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