Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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