I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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