Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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