I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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