Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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