Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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