have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm sobbing to NWA
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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