ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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