is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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