I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
You are a genius and a whore.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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