It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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