Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
