YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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