she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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