You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
is it fun? or sober?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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