Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
The adults are the big ones right?
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