how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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