yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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