got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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