i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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