and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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