No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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