is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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