one two three fourrrrnication!
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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