You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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