put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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